Sock It To Me
Comedians brag about ‘Killing’ and the ‘Standing Os’ they get, and they’re usually lying, but I just killed at my dry cleaners, I swear. An older lady brings my Martinized, sanitized, clean pressed...
View ArticleI’m A Widower
Hotel Clerk: “Are you married? Because, if you are, you should bring your wife next time, this is a great couples resort.” Me: “I’m a widower, or at least I should be, if everything goes according to...
View ArticleI Smell Burnt Toast
As the opening band was mauling a Bruno Mars song, last night, I went outside to tune my guitar and accidentally locked myself out of the back of theater. SH*T! I’m on right after this song mercifully...
View ArticleFireworks
I was looking forward to watching the 4th of July fireworks with my son, Jimmy, but when they started, he asked if he could watch them on top of the slides with some older boys he just met on the...
View ArticleBoobies & Stuff
How old am I? We used to ride our bikes down Oak Drive in Carverton Heights, PA, past the County Down, an out of the way fishing hole, take that windy dirt road that narrowed at the end, lay our bikes...
View ArticleThe Great Irish Potato Fire of ’86
I’m lucky to be alive for a number of reasons, but the fact I survived “The Potato Fire of ’86” is a miracle. I had been kicked to the curb by the first of many Kims, so I was staying at a friend’s...
View ArticleThe Happiness Life
Jimmy was asking me what it was like when his Mom and I were together. I told him we had a lot of fun taking him and his big Sister to dinner, going to the movies, walking in the park, playing in the...
View ArticleThe Eddie Money Button
Eddie Money did our show, WMMR’s Morning Zoo, in the early 90s and was such a guy’s guy, down to earth, charming interview subject, albeit a little rough around the edges. He regaled us with tales...
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